Friday, January 21, 2005

I feel inclined to blog at… 00.08am in the morning! I wonder why!
I have just discovered that instead of harbouring what I thought was a bleedin’ corn; my soddin’ left foot is nesting a bloody wart.
Yes.
Kingshaw, anyone?
Yes, anyway, details will be scant, as they just laugh at you and freeze it off with liquid nitrogen. Does anyone know where I can buy liquid nitrogen?
And then again, where to keep it so that it wouldn’t evaporate?
Okay, next point.
One, warts are not spread by witches. I am a witch. I have a wart. This does not work well for the stereotype.
Two, warts can be transmitted, ie, you can wish it onto someone else if you know how.
How to Spread Warts:
1. Decide who your worst enemy is.
2. Cut his/her leg, on the sole, anywhere but soles are the best. (Don’t let him/her find out)
3. Walk along a place where your worst enemy will definitely walk. Eg, along the corridor, by a swimming pool, etc etc etc.
4. Wait for the results; hide any plasters you see, so that he/she cannot plaster up the wound to stop infection.
5. If you are doing this by a pool, best thing is to jump into the pool with your wart and swim a little. Then push your worst enemy into the pool, with the cut, leg injury, and left open, else it won’t work.

Yes. I am evil.
And I am very tired. And I am still evil. But tired.

‘Kiss me, I’m bored and restless!’


Posted by norbert at 1/21/2005 01:23:00 AM