Monday, June 21, 2004
Today was one of the most amusing days of my life. Including the Radio-Mass Attack, this day was cooler. Wa hahahahaha
Let’s see. I spent today afternoon sleeping. Yes I slept at 4am this morning… -sssshhh!!!- So naturally was tired after spending the morning crapping with WITS team on what to do for our speech thing. Elizabeth was ecstatic about it, preaching her speech about the beginning.
It was very amusing. We went to the Library where adel was fresh from her SLC thingy and was preaching communist stuff. I think our WITS speech will have a very communisty touché to it.
So we all went our separate ways at 2pm. Came home, ate lunch and ZZZZZ-ed the afternoon away. I woke up at 4.30pm, spent a couple of minutes thinking whether it was 6.30pm or… the horror- 2.30pm. my dazed mind shook me violently then I went back to sleep. At 5.30pm, the phone rang. And rang. And rang.
Woke up found the entire household missing, answered the phone.
‘WHAT.’
‘it’s me.’
And guess who…Adeline goh!!! ^^
So we chatted abit, she kept asking me for the vid cam as she wanted to tape the Amazing Race of her camp of sorts. She dint wanna go anyway… couldn’t lend her the tape as we needed it for our WITS production. Wa hahahahaah
So we went on, she called to ask me that and for a missed call with a number she dint know. I found out I had a missed call too… 62892347. told adel the number. She dint recognize it as well. gave me a straight ‘dunno.’ So we both decided on calling back the people who called us.
So we hung up.
I called the number…. And this is our conversation. Please take note. Very important bit here.
‘hello? Did anyone call my number?’
‘who are you?’ this is a little boy answering.
‘my name’s nellyn and someone called my number. Do you know who?’
‘well I didn’t call your number.’
‘hmm… do you have an older sister?’
‘yes.’
‘what’s her name?’
TAKE NOTE HERE!!!!!
‘adeline.’ I was starting to smirk madly here.
‘adeline… well can I talk to her?’
‘okay, hold on.’
There’s the sound of the boy moving and his voice yelling ‘JIE YOUR PHONE!’ and a very very very familiar voice saying something along the lines of ‘crazy ah?! Who call me now…’
I was laughing like mad now and when adel answered the phone I burst out laughing on the other end like a mad woman.
She was going ‘what?’ and later told me that she thought it was an insane person until she thought the laughter was…very familiar. I lectured her for a couple of minutes about not knowing her phone number and we laughed a bit more……
Adeline asked me how I knew about asking about an older sibling. I told her that three quarters of the pple I know are girls so it’s a high chance that it’s the girl. if I dunnoe the older sister it’s probably the older brother and if I still dunno, it’s the wrong number.
Yeah and the prefectorial board lost a load of cash.
Im considering letting adel’s blood relatives read this. Should i? adel refused to blog this. So here I am! :D
Posted by norbert at 6/21/2004 10:36:00 PM
Sunday, June 20, 2004
i have officially found a new cartoon/anime series to admire and go gaah-gaah over.
it's called Fruits Basket!!!!!
WARNING IT'S GONNA BE SOME REALLY REALLY LOOOONNNGGG...umm... THINGY DUE TO THE FACT IM PRACTICALLY RECITING THE FIRST EPISODE.
WA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
basically the story is about this girl called honda tohru who's mother died in a car accident. she was supposed to go to her paternal grandfather's house to live in but they were renovating the house so she was supposed to fend for herself for a couple of months or so. sho she dint wanna bother her friends hana-san and uo-chan -gawd im speaking like jap! no its cos i cant rmbr their full names hahahah- so she brought herself a tent and got herself a night job so as to be able to pay for school fees and etc.
intervention
stupid girl buy a tent for wad........
oh yeah hana-san's this really cool gothic telekinetic gal. hahahaha she and her brother... umm megumi yeah, they're both like psychics and can sense auras and such. hahah she's also able to electrocute pple.. in a way larh.. using her tk powers hahaha
arisa ou...something... used to be a gangster and becos of tohru's mom she got outta the gangs so she's really grateful and such and she treats tohru really well as a sort of thanks to her mom and she goes round carrying a steel pole.
-prattles on-
so she buys a tent and pitches it in some forest larh... on her way to school she sees whole group of animal figurines drying -i think- on some veranda of some house... the chinese zodiac, including the cat. she admires them and meets the owner of the house shigure sohma -OMG I LOVE HIM!!! *sorry*- they chat a bit about the animals and tohru tells of how her mom used to tell her the story of the chinese zodiac and how the cat was tricked by the mouse on the eve of some important meeting and the cat dint go so the cat hated the mouse forever etc and she went on saying how she likes the cat alot etc etc etc
oh yeah... shigure's a pervert.
so he's making some provocative statement when someone hits his head using a school bag and she sees the other person living in the house yuki sohma who's some popular guy in her school. -in the chinese series he's voiced by some woman and i had a hell of a time trying to decide whether he was gay or not....- he's in his first year like her and already has a fan club... the prince yuki fan club where half the girls in the school are in it.
so they walk to school together and naturally tohru gets ambushed by the jealous fan club members etc but i think uo beats them off while hana electrocutes them -go hana!-
so the bit on school i cant rmbr just the conversation with yuki and tohru about the chinese zodiac and yuki not liking the cat as he thinks the cat is stupid and such.
so yuki and tohru walk home and tohru begs them to let her stay in the forest as the entire forest belongs to the sohma family...
bloody rich pple.
then umm... i THINK she got a fever of sorts. cant rmbr why... hahahahahha see im such a horrible storyteller... ^^
she stayed over at the house. at night a dog/wolf howls and shigure informs them of a landslide near the area. tohru is fanatic as her tent may be destroyed and the picture of her mom is in the tent. yuki tells her to relax and rest and go to bed and such. so she being some nice girl goes to bed and sleeps it off, talking in her sleep about how guilty she feels on the day of the accident as that was the only day she dint bother to tell her mom to be careful out on the streets. shigure overhears her talking and he and yuki discuss abit on her and then yuki decides to go and look for her stuff.
shigure thinks he's going alone and yuki disappears into a mass of bright shiny eyes... all mice hahahahahhaha
next day she wakes up she finds the pic of her mom by her side and yuki carrying all her muddy stuff. he tells her that her tent's been destroyed and asks her if she would like to stay here. shigure then strikes a deal with her, saying that she can stay here if she cooks and cleans the house etc etc etc and surprise surprise tohru LIKES cooking and cleaning. so she bcomes the housekeeper of sorts.
intervention
she LIKES COOKING AND CLEANING!?!??!!
IS SHE INSANE!?!!!??!
so she still wants to go to school in her muddy uniform... -stupid girl- and before she can do anything the roof crashes in - should be larh cant really rmbr- and she meets kyou some orange hair guy... who wants to fight with yuki
to prevent them from fighting tohru grabs kyou from behind indirectly hugging him and in a poof of smoke, kyou is gone with only his clothes left and a pissed off orange cat is standing where he stood. so the roof continues to collapse and she grabs shigure and yuki and they both turn into a dog and rat respectively.
there! done! so basically, its about this cursed family, the sohmas who change into animals of the zodiac when hugged by the opposite sex or when they're feeling incredibly weak. and anyone who finds out about this secret has their memories wiped out.
the umm... wad are they called.. .juunishi or something.. .yeah they're able to attract animals of their spirit, like shigure knowing af a landslide when a dog howls and yuki going with his micey friends to find tohru's stuff. and oh yeah, when kyou's pissed he gets surrounded by cats. hahaha he also has some cat like abilities, like being able to jump off the second storey in a building and land unhurt.
-grins sheepishly at glaring crowd- sorry. i shoullldd have placed that right at the front right? ^^ instead of making you read all these...
ahem. spare me some... crazy bimbotic girl behaviour okay?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SHIGURE'S SOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTEEEE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SHO CUTE SHO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTE!!!!I LOOOOOOOVVEEE HIIIIIIMMM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ahem. i couldnt decide between yuki or kyou so i gave up on liking any of them and decided on shigure. he has his writer's kimono which he wears around the house! ah ah ah ah ah!!! ^^
oh you know, hatori sohma is possessed by the dragon spirit. but instead of changing into some impressive beeeeeg dragon he becoems a 8cm seahorse!!! hahahahahhahahaha oh he's the one that wipes out the memories too.
-cackles evilly-
Posted by norbert at 6/20/2004 09:08:00 PM
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
okay okay i had to type this. hahah um pple who went for the wits production thingy will know wad im talking about yesididatapeyesilltrytogetitupyesyou'llallseeitandlaughwithme...
really. i mean laughing. the bit on the singing was the best. til now i giggle madly when i think of it. -cackles-
and without any further -OW!- ado...
After School- Post Production
Production begins.
DirectorGoh: AND…. ACTION!!!!!!
She waves at Elizabeth, the camerawoman.
Camera shows skit’s title: After School with Credits included on white board. Camera shot pans out and a student walks into the screen, casually erasing the words off.
Camera pans out more to show the classroom, where students are milling around as it is after school. Duh. Most are at the tables, doing their own stuff. Few of the students with a more hardworking genre are doing their homework.
Terry takes out a tube of sweets. (Registered: Fruitella!!!!!!!! Orange!!!!!!!) She takes one for herself and passes it around, throwing the sweet to the further-away students. Most laugh as they catch the sweet missiles.
Xian Ling reads the newspaper, smirks and casually tears it into half, scattering it onto the floor. The classroom’s stereo is on, tuned to some radio station. (Yes I am a horribly biased person, towards Power 98. It was actually Perfect 10.) Loretta gets up and starts cleaning the board, which has been scribbled over again with drawings and words of nonsensical value.
Elizabeth stops filming and starts to inspect the camera, which is sulky and has decided to quit.
After some persuasion from nellyn, which included cursing and scolding the camera and taking out the battery and shaking it *the camera not the battery, the camera decides that life would be better if it took the job of filming and
quit complaining.
*nellyn takes over here
Cos im broken and I don’t… um dunnoe. ^^ hahahha
Open and I dun see you love and im loathsome and I dun see them
The song ‘Our Lives’ by the Calling comes on radio…
Adeline and Xian Ling start singing with Adeline being the soprano. When she has no sop talent at all.
She denied this later, saying that she told xl to be sop.
The two stand in front of the radio and start singing and dancing in sync with the song. The chorus comes on and they both start singing with gusto.
When the instrumental break comes on the two become impatient with the song and start abusing the radio, violating every single right the radio has.
Well… at least the company of the Radio has rights. Even if the radio doesn’t.
Radio, thus, Cry: MY COMPANY SHALT SMITE THY EVIL HANDS!
PS- the radio dint have the socket thingy cover on and the there were only 2 poky things coming outta it and it could still work. My dad told me later that night that the top poky thing which was supposed to be jutting out but not present, was the earth wire which keeps it grounded. The radio still could work with 2 poky things cos there’s a path for electricity to flow and when I told him that adel and xl were ‘abusing’ it, he just shrugged and said they could have been electrocuted if they weren’t careful.
Radio: REVENGE!! WA HAHAHAHAHA
The chorus at last comes along and the duo makes violent gestures at the camerawoman who is laughing so hard that the camera is shaking. Elizabeth an evil critic of doom starts taking bits of paper on the floor and starts crushing it, getting ready to throw at the impromptu duet aiming for Singapore Idol.
Elizabeth throws the papers at the duet, igniting the towering temper of Adeline who makes a -CENSORED- gesture at her.
The three start fighting, completely missing the bridge of the song that Adeline has wanted to sing all this while. Camerawoman is shaking with laughter while taping it down, and up till now when she is typing it out, she’s still laughing like a mad maniac.
Now the company of the WIT is solving modulus problems. When actually half the team has no idea what the heck modulus problems are.
Vanessa is long gone.
And claiming to have learnt it, another argument between Elizabeth and Adeline thus begins.
Time is being wasted.
It is one o clock. Time IS wasted. We are goners. ^^
PS- Adeline claims that whatever solutions in the modulus sign thingy comes out positive. I have yet to prove that but any smart human being from wherever is welcomed to do so. Adeline, go away. Yes I know you proved it but go away.
PPS- Loretta wrote out trigonometry laws on the white board!!! Geez, I hate her.
Add Ons…
Terry went around filming. Nellyn poked her.
Adeline and xl left.
Loretta left as well. –sob-
Elizabeth went around singing ‘It’s my Life’ by Bon Jovi when it came on radio. Terry caught nellyn behaving very… crazily.
The siblings attempted to make an MV with the song ‘No Good Advice’ by Girls Aloud with Elizabeth throwing rubbish at the camera. Terry ducked and dodged.
MV was cut short when Elizabeth threw class keys out of the window to the grass outside.
Thus begins a journey…
‘JOURNEY TO THE OTHER SIDE’ TM
Starring Elizabeth Liew
Directed by Elizabeth Liew
Filmed by Terry Liew
The key is outside the classroom on the track. Both legal doorways leading to the track are locked and shut. The only other way is to take one big round to the primary school, climb down the grandstand towards the track and then retrieve the key.
Elizabeth found the key.
Terry went missing.
LOL!
Posted by norbert at 6/15/2004 09:21:00 PM
Thursday, June 10, 2004
so. apparently, everyone is quite tensed today eh?
lets see.
adel is down due to a maths and a lot of other stuff that has to do with ehr private life which she doesnt want to tell me. including her camp. of sorts.
gerard's down with RE and such. and projects and hmk that evil gep gives to its students.
xl is down with practically everything. especially pictures. if i hang a picture in her face i bet you she'll scream and run away in the opposite direction.
kel SHOULD be mad at me for showing jo his sms. oh yeah he should.
haha
wad's that word again?
ah
yes.
exasperated.
as for me? the a maths test was easy. adel's pissed due to careless mistake.
and here i am... actually feeling quite bubbly today, wanting to spread insanity and spasticness but
today's just not the day.
am i sad?
oh no im not. i'm smiling as i type this. hahah
well. one can say that i really know how to prevent stuff from annoying me.
usually i hear music. which is abundant on my com. i get songs like... u2's elevation, blink's feeling this, creed, linkin park, and default's wasting my time.
get songs that make you bob to the tune. ^^ they really help
bit of convo i koped from adel's and me's convo. yes adel you're bloody pissed at me, i flunked like 15 copyright rules etc etc etc but find someone who cares man.
pissed -at myself- to the ultimatum says:
well..u dun hv to keep silent
pissed -at myself- to the ultimatum says:
cos I am done
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
im sorry
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
i keep silent cos im happy.
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
and i dun wanna spoil your bad mood
pissed -at myself- to the ultimatum says:
whatever
and another convo bitty from gerard and me...
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
you seem really down
<Ðяåяεğ> says:
no just...
<Ðяåяεğ> says:
-looks for the right word-
<Ðяåяεğ> says:
exasperated
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
ah
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
yes
<Ðяåяεğ> says:
there's a lot of things that calls to me
<Ðяåяεğ> says:
and the RE is one major headache
bit from xl's convo...
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
chill manz
AHHHHHHHH... I feel so pissed here.... can't even download a pic!!! says:
huh???
AHHHHHHHH... I feel so pissed here.... can't even download a pic!!! says:
abt the pic is it
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
calm down
kÌ+§Üñé- says:
yes
AHHHHHHHH... I feel so pissed here.... can't even download a pic!!! says:
why why why even u have to bug me with the pic thing
so. everyone's annoyed with each other and frustrated and such.
i do hope no one gets hurt in the process. i have tried to be as tactful as possible in the making of this post and i apologise most profusely if i have treaded hard on your delicate nerves.
and no im not being sarcastic.
and no that's not sarcastic too.
and that.
and that...
i do hope you guys read this song's lyrics. anyone who wants the song get it from me. it's really nice. ^^ helps to de-stress too.
'WALK WITH ME' by Seven and the Sun
Sitting on a park bench
Not a penny in our pockets
But thats all right now
Stumming on a guitar
All the girlies say we rock it
And I'm feeling high now
Working on a suntan
We don't even try to block it
And it's hot as hell but we don't care
'Cause we don't have to go nowhere
We're just chillen day by day
::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::
Walk along with me
Walk along with me
Won't you walk with me
Walk in harmony
Chilling in the sunshine
Hanging by Betheasda Fountain
Watch a puppet show
We're slowly get stoned
While the Hare Krishna dancing
And I satrt to zone
Until I hear a baby cry
Breaking up my daydream
Happens all the time but that's all right
You know it's just a part of life
We got to take it day by day
::Chorus::LyricsCafe.com::
{Bridge}
I still believe I can fly I get higher and higher
I will be free I will fly higher and higher
Chilling out having fun tripping on a good time
Hanging with the girls in the sunshine
Strumming on a guitar acting like a rock star
Mamma always said her baby's gonna go real far
Crazy vibe catch a ride
I wanna go around the world and see the flipside
You and me can't you see
We're everything we need to be right now
song's about looking on the bright side of life. ^^ we should do that too.
and that's probably explains the fact i keep looking on the bright side of life. the band name's so cheerful! the sun! ^^
okay this is evil. im happy and everyone's annoyed and frustrated. haha
Posted by norbert at 6/10/2004 10:40:00 PM
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
hmm.
wad should i say now.
im bored. im rebelling against my hmk. im slacking and im being evil. adeline is sulking for debate and rugby and i have no idea why and im suddenly pissed at the world haha
but the world's pissed at me anyway. so who bloody well cares.
so here i am ignoring my hmk. oh yes ignoring hmk is nice. but not when you've got your mom behind you, then adeline announcing that she's doing her hmk then you think about the time you're wasting and so on and so forth.
bloody hell.
stupid guilty conscience. that i should have done better. but i suppose pride before a fall i guess. my add math never was that good. my math was okay. its just koh mei chin haha here i go again blaming other pple.
-but it IS her fault!! do you remember how funny she looked during meet the parent session...-
oh yes. she looked like this colossal turtle with a long craning neck and going 'HMMM?!?!?!' in that ridiculously hi pitched voice of hers which made me laugh in front of my dad which is equal to Doom To the World.
so anyway. everyone's really disappointed with me -is disappointed spelt with 2 't's?- and yeah that i can never achieve my father's dream yada yada yada yada and so on and so forth blah blah blah.
and my dad tells me im touchy crying.... i tell you dear dad, ive been keeping the ache in my head and my heart for eons and the teacher pointing out that sore and poking at it ridiculously hard over and over and over again is NOT as enjoyable as you think it is.
and oh he goes on about how pple liking me for how smart i am.
puh lease.
pple like me for who i AM. an insane spastic mad cynical and bloody sarcastic and damn proud of it girl. you got that?
oh and on to chinese and how horrible i am blah blah blah.
sheesh. i cant remember the bloody words. lao shi also marks them as one word wrong and the whole bloody thing has no marks. so wad's the bloody point of writing it out? im gonna get it wrong anyway so just leave my book nice and clean then.
that probably explains why i never pass ting xie.
And now Anyone who asks me for My Grade will get A Thrashing no matter who the Bloody Hell you Are.
Posted by norbert at 6/01/2004 11:01:00 PM