Sunday, April 25, 2004

oh yeah... after the incident, we were discussing on how to take revenge on the unhelpful pple around. adeline and my suggestion of the Art of Tray Flipping went really well.
its just a catapult thingy. no biggie. ^^

Posted by norbert at 4/25/2004 12:36:00 AM

okay today woke up at 6. thought it was weekday. wanted to wke everyone up then remembered it was a saturday. told sherilyn to wake up cos she had this test. she told me the alarm clock time which was 12 plus. she asked for reliabilty. i told her get up manz.
then at 7am, woke up again, and then did the usual stuff etc etc etc went training. nic came today!! dun dun duuun!! :Dthen during training the buoy i used flew up from the water and hit her nose. heheheheh shes' mighty pissed with me. ^^
it was elizabeth's buoy by the way.
ahahahahhahahaha

after that, stayed back or a while to discuss with juniors wad colour shirt they want.
okay
more like 'QUICK CHOOOOOOSEE A COLOURR!!' and pressing hph to tell adeline i was coming and then asking gerard how to get to bugis from toa payoh.
and more 'CHOOOOOOSSEE!!!'
yeah.

finally left there with black shirt. -yay!-
a black swimming shirt! look out world! :D
nic and i brought bubble tea, got a bit high, avoided any flag day pple... that reminds me.. anyone going for any flag day events? i feel like going over the crash the party. hahahahha
so then we took 28. nic needed to go to school for musical rehearsal. oh yeah! ahah
and then i took 28 all way to paya lebar. -_-''
took train to bugis.
found adeline.
i messed my hair. i never understand why pple look at my hair and then tell me to neaten it. I LIKE MY HAIR.
hahahahha
after that... her thingy.. flag day which i donated a total of...drumroll...10 CENTS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
okay after that... adeline wnted to go around walk around for a while. we went to guardian, brought gerard' toothbrush. yes i know im horribly late. bah. was broke for eons..... stupid money.
hee.
when to give it to him anyway... :P
its green by the way. same as mine. hehehehehehehe
then we went to bishan. j8 was swarmed. macs was swarmed. kfc was swarmed. everywhere was swarmed. evil.
with who else?
so then finally got a seat in kfc. nice girl.. dunnoe her school... hahaha
we put our bags there and then went to buy stuff. came back, this indian lady was sitting at our seat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that that that... evil evill....argh.
she put my bag at the empty seat opposite her whilst adeline adn i had to squeeze our way in.
EVIL!!!
erm place our trays together. started eating. well nearly started.
okay you see. the trays take up like more than half the table. placed my tray on the table whilst the other 3/4 was taken up by adeline's tray. forgot that the lower half of the tray was resting on thin air and placed my hands there.
you know wad happened next.
-wince-
the whole tray flipped over. drink spilt.
over me.
hahaha was a bit pissed. cos the indian lady did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
when it was her fault! well it was!!

she took my seat!

evil.

so trouped to the toilet in a bad mood cleaned/dried the shorts and the shirt. sulked back to kfc. which refunded my stuff thanks to adeline.
yes all hail adeline. -rolls eyes-
she went on about her brother how he would demand to get his way blah blah blah...
she told me that some pple were interested in my potato sack bag. wheee
so wadever. they refunded i ate. noticed that the cup now came with this plastic cap. hahahahahahahahha
we were speculating on wad the pple were thinking
manager: 'oh better put the cap or else the clumsy girl would spill her drink over again and ill have to refund her again!'
hahahahaha
adeline clutched onto her drink for dear life. cos i was going on about... erm i forogt. but it had something to do with adeline's drink.
ahahahahah
so after that we went home... blah blah blah.
yes. pretty much sums up my day.
^^
oh yeah
dinner.
i slept from 4 to 6. adeline kept me iwth her till 3 plus. evil.
went for dinner about 6 plus.
so after dinner, mom had to buy sheos for jo while me sheri and dad went home.
dad had stomachache. he disappeared after telling me he dint have the key
we walked home got the lift got stuck outside.
called dad. he was coming. he cursed a bit then disappeared.
then sherilyn started calling her friends... ahhaha but they were busy. awwwwww
jo came home. without the key.
hahah we waited till mom came home she had this smirk on her face. ^^
then did hmk. well bio notes anyway.

hahahahaha jo got the radio working!! w000t!! :D
aww. cant wish gerard happy birthday again. its past 12. offically 25/4. awwwwwww
oh well.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ^^

Posted by norbert at 4/25/2004 12:31:00 AM

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Well well
Today WAS interesting wasn’t it?
Lets see… first things first.
As…well… SOME of you people know… madam dhillon (dunnoe how to spell her name. Yes I know its embarrassing) caught me a couple of ummm days/weeks ago when my dad drove into the carpark when we were blatantly told not to do so.
Soo umm well… Mrs. Jacob saw me once, she was gesturing helplessly from her car whilst I made my escape after getting out of my dad’s car. Haha
So today.
My dad pulled over. Saw dhillon in her car, parking and glaring at me like a hawk. She dint even look at where she was parking! That’s amazing… -wince-
Sherilyn saw dhillon. Thoughts of doom terror and eternal suffering ran though our heads.
We was screwed!

Then hesitantly got out of car, shooed jo over to the primary school telling her that she was late. She ran off and just nice… mrs tan hui huang and wu lao shi walking up.
‘You know you’re not allowed to…’ Tan hui huang
‘Err yes yes I know…’ me.
Wu lao shi was giving me that awed look.
Door slam.
‘Are you that same girl that I scolded a few days ago?’ dhillon shot out.
-Eep. Screwed. Busted. I’m doomed.- me. ‘Eeer… yes…’
‘Okay give me your name. This is the second time that I caught her…’
that was when my dad noticed and reversed his car back. Sherilyn said later that she was the one who told him to reverse back with a ‘see see now nellyn got caught by her teacher.’
I started to sneak out of there at that time when my dad reversed back his car and started talking to dhillon. My life was flashing before my eyes. Im doomed!!!

So worried abit on whether dhillon was gonna ask for me over the pa system and yell at me in front of the school… but my hopes were dashed. She dint. Haha
Then during math, miss yoong peeked through, woke practically everyone who was sleeping cos of KMC’s sleep inducing talk and asked for ME.
Im doomed.

She then went on and talked about how my dad broke the school rules and how she only heard of it becos she was in Sarawak. She then went on about the sars where the rule was first put down and etc etc and went on about girls having nearly being killed by speeding parents. Etc etc etc. she then said that dad had given her his number but she wasn’t gonna call him as she was ‘convinced that me and my ex pl lite sister would be able to Come Together And Convince Him To Be Reasonable’.
I was like going yes and yes and im sorry and looking all apologetic and etc etc
She then told me to go convince my dad on not driving into the carpark.
Well well
After that everyone wanted to know why VP called me for…

-wince-
got home.
Dad was furious about it. He was pissed and going about all his protective wanting for the best daddy thing on and on and on…
Gaaah
I think practically every teacher is on the lookout for me now. VP wants to see me tml also……
DIE.
Sigh. Tml ting xie and I forgot to bring home ke ben… die die die… add math haent do finish yet… -wince-
Oh well.
Friday’s there for a reason.
Oh yeah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOCELYN TAN!!!!!! (22/4)
And
HAPPY BRITHDAY GERARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umm… ONG!!!! Yeah. Haha. (24/4)

Hahahah wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by norbert at 4/22/2004 11:51:00 PM

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

NONSENSE ISH HERE

hmmm
in about a couple of weeks, i have been invited to join hi5, zorpia and ummm something else. haha
i forgot wad it was. im not going to remember it. remembering takes TIME.
mom is pushing me to study. not helping.
rjc is looming. not helping.
umm wait. im in sec 3!!
HEEEYYY!!!
THERE'S STILL A YEAR!!!
okay. now we chill. yay!

i dun wanna study. -sulk-
today got ying yong wen. wrote crap. supposed to write about how.. ummm rewarding was it being a some sorta
volunteer to your older cousin. so wrote nonsense larh. the other topic was this newspaper article.. you know the
one about the boy tan lian ai.. yeeah then he kills himself yada yada yada
was supposed to tell same cousin about how you feel about it etc.

and and and... ummm
uh...
am trying to revive the scenes. is hopeless. no one likes them. oh well.
ive got other works to do .. hahahahahha like erm... well... nah all my works are with gerard. dang. hahahaha
im bored. just singing in the rain.

i have lessee... some ting xie to study for a sort of wits thingy by this friday... why both wits and ting xie are on friday... and ummm well... im not worrying about wits... >< im too slack. adeline better bug me to study. hahahaha
ive got my mum to do that.. hahahahahah

okay im in a crappy mood

well see the gov has just said that they wanted like so many changes and all that. well they've done it too bloody late. cos hell oits like we've got all the creative juices in our tiny tiny tiny heads sucked out early early early by the gov cos they all want is study study study so now they put the creative thingy back on to fight against all the other cosmopolitician countries and wadever.
and they come and put rules all over the place like oh you're supposed ot be creative and then there's rules and rules and rules everywhere. so how are we gonna be creative?
plus they now put al lthe nice new ip thingys and the nus high school of waever etc etc etc and i just dont see the stupid bloody point
like why why why are they emphasizing on studies? oh yeah sure pple with talents nowadays can get into good schoools even if their grades are like bloody horrible cos every stinking school out there is just waiting to improve on their own strong point and then ignore everything else.
well how about pple with talents at a different part? for example in like the character part. this person may have wonderful characteristics but just becos of her stinking grades she cant get anywhere in life.
and and and some teacher made it clear that without add maths we cant go far in life.
WELLL!
talk about all roundedness.
then wits come in and im SUPPOSED TO be creative but im sorry... nothing's apparently coming out. so then im sad to say that i apologise to the sing gov for being unable to contribute to the country's revenue as apparently we sing kids are too bloody brainwashed that even china pple despise us.
well well
and everyone has the urge to learn. i want a world where we can learn at our own pace. i had this interest in add math once thinking that it could be a fun subject but a totally imcompetent teacher has turned me into drawing blighterns on our add maths paper. ill try to scan in this really cool pic of a blightern i drew on my add math paper. haha.
yes its still there.
the exams put pple of the thirst for knowledge. you go on and on about how pple must ahve thirst for knowledge and everyone has that but having to be tested on that knowledge is stupid. why dont they put it practically so pple can remember it better?
like all the indigenius pple. they dun study but they can tell a poisonous plant froma herb. why? cos it has been instilled into them. they see it practically every day of their lives that they dun NEED exams to ace the subject on herbology.
and i say to every teacher that comes here: this is my blog. we students have feelings as well if you didnt know or did you think us as just robots for you to fill with knowledge then set loose in our technology world just to go about in our little robotic lives? we want to let them be known to the world. that's the main point of a blog buster.
i dun care if you force me to shut my blog down. i can live without one. but you can never ever shut up a student's feelings. you can try evil ones but you cant. not ever.

-hyper side comes in-
and i say, the suicide cases will increase right? cool. this is soooo fun!

to all readers im not commiting suicide haha im just bored. :P

Posted by norbert at 4/21/2004 11:14:00 PM

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

hey blogger likes me now. cool.

Posted by norbert at 4/20/2004 10:55:00 PM

I HAVE CALCULUS!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!
Its this advanced form of plague. The evil dentist of doom tolded me so.
And she yanks my mouth like nobody’s business, drills at it as well and fill’er up with lead thingy like there’s no tml.
Oh wadever. My teeth feel nice and clean now btw
Hehehe I have loads of fun poking at the lead filling.
If anyone’s wondering about why im suddenly so nice please refer to the newest spkc post. The one on blogs. Yeah
Hahahahaha
And I have a disclosing tablet somewhere….
And and and and…
Ummmmm
I need to buy nice soft bristles toothbrushes. Yeah. Lessee if umm… spc has them tml. Yeah. Hahahaha
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Okay done. ^^

Posted by norbert at 4/20/2004 10:55:00 PM

Scene: Jungle Suvivee
First thing… JUNGLE SURVIVAL!! Everyone groans.

Legolas: What the hell… we’ll just pack some lembas and we’re ready to go.

The class steal his lembas and throw them down the hill and stomp on them. Boromir smirks. He has refused to demonstrate how to light the burner as he assumes that children will learn better themselves.

Legolas: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Boromir: So. Too bad you have to cook.

Legolas: But but buuut.. !! MY NAILLSS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO….!!

Boromir smiles evilly. Everyone forces Legolas to cook. Everyone knows how to cook. Only he doesn’t. He kept getting the hobbits to do it for him. Legolas gets a brainwave and drags Pippin here.

Legolas: Pippin. COOK. You must. Or I’ll shoot you and you’ll really regret it.

Pippin: Damn you! No way am I going to cook! I’m this really big guy back at my town in Hobbiton and you want me to cook!?!?! MEEE!?!?!!? THE GREAT CAPTAIN OF…

Legolas stuffs the Maggie noodle bar into his mouth. He then flings Pippin away. Someone lights the paraffin… thingy, whatever and puts out too much gas and the entire thing shoots out in one big fireball. The wall is stained.

Legolas: Ummm…. Weelll….

He pokes the noodle bar carefully. It twitches.

Legolas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Legolas runs off screaming, trips down the stairs, and then slams down hard on the ground, still.

Class: …………………..

Boromir: Okay never mind. Go to the next post. Go go go. Someone get Legolas back. Call Gandalf.

Gandalf is stalking the place and resurrects Legolas. He is the Official Resurrector of the Alpha Camp.

Legolas: Thank you.

Gandalf: Damn YOU. You there. Spider person thing… lead them out.

Tobey: The name’s MAGUIRE. Get that right fat old man.

Gandalf: Whatever.

Tobey Maguire sulks out and leads us out of the campsite. Daniel is complaining about the sun….

Daniel: $%$%&@-ing sun.

He stomps on the stony road. Kicks a bit of the stones up, hits a few already pissed off and insanely violent students.
Tobey quietly ignores the violent sounds coming from the back. Will pops out of NOWHERE, gives everyone a heart attack as he waves happily at everyone.

Class: WHAT THE…

Will: Alright then. You’re walking in this jungle… hey this is a jungle! Cool. Ummm walking through this jungle… uh yeah, follow me.

He motions for us to follow him and we go through that annoyingly small path through the grassy area.

Legolas (Brushing on grass): AAAHHH AAHH AHHH A SNAKKKEE!! SNAAAAAAAAAKKEE!!

He shoots the poor grass piece mercilessly. The class stare at him and pull him away from the grass. Legolas is foaming at the mouth.

Legolas: Grass… grass…

Nellyn: Grass of Doom. Yay.

Will: Come on… follow me…

He motions for us to follow him. We reach that pathetically pathetic river… swamp… water… muddy… thingy. –Author waves hands helplessly- Yeah. Whatever.

Water: Blurp. Blurp. Bluuuurrraaap.

Legolas: Water!

He runs down and falls into the water frantically.

Legolas: Cleanliness! Away, you evil Snake!

He washes himself. Boromir rides over on a horse and glares at Legolas.

Boromir: What the hell.

He wades into the water and drags Legolas out casually.

Will: Erm… okay… now that… he’s… much better… yeah you were walking in the forest and you come across the river… there it’s this one, can’t you see? With lots of dirty mud!

Legolas screams from where he is currently being held down. Boromir glares at Will, who shrugs easily.

Boromir: You HAD to do that right.

Will: Sorry.

End.

Posted by norbert at 4/20/2004 10:40:00 PM

Scene~ Alpha Camp
Okay, um sorry for the umm delay… yeah, so we all bundle up our nice happy bagginses to umm this camp at Jalan Bahtera. Yeah. Whole class going under a group. Teachers are sulking as they’re supposed to go too… to provide moral support.

Source: Oh bloody damn.

Legolas: I hate camps…

So we reach the campsite. Hahah I’ll be following Andrew’s timetable as I don’t really know what really happened on other people’s camp.

Camp chef (Mike, Mike, Mike!!): You’re late.

Source: Well I’m soooorrrrrryyy. Blame it on Legolas.

Legolas: Why is it always my fault?!?!

Source: No one likes you. So there.

Soooooooooo… who’s our instructor?

Okay never mind. Our school is lame; they rehired our teachers as instructors. But since our teachers are all already like so experienced at outdoor mechanisms that there’s not bloody point in actually really, making them go for any trial run.

Boromir and Will Turner are in charge of the Jungle Survival, much to pretty much everyone’s disgust. Legolas is our camp teacher. Tobey Maguire is the drag-along theme songer.

Jack Sparrow and Agent Smith are together for Canoeing and Neo and Aragorn are fit for Rock Climbing. For High Elements they drew up Magneto and Gimli and Abseiling they got Leo and Elrond.

And Zipline they got Phoebe and Gandalf (Cause this was where the most casualties were going to happen). Team Dynamics they got Piper and Captain Barbossa who hate each other to the core.

The Source shall be the teacher Overseer and Mike’s still Mike as usual. Nothing can get rid of Mike. He’s too… Mikey.

Legolas: I hate this stupid Outdoor Consultant crappy shirt.

Gimli: Hey, be grateful it actually fits you.

He is like 3 feet up only… the shirt is way too long for him. Elrond’s shirt is way too thin for him and he’s bulging out all over. Agent Smith totally refused to wear that but wore it in the end for fear of being Retrenched. He insisted on keeping the glasses though. Neo hated the shirt. He found it…annoyingly brownish grey.

End

Posted by norbert at 4/20/2004 10:21:00 PM

Monday, April 19, 2004

i wanna cry. -sob-

Posted by norbert at 4/19/2004 10:45:00 PM

aaaaaaaaaaahh!! nooooooooooooooo!! i have no post!! aaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! EVIL BLOGGER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Posted by norbert at 4/19/2004 10:45:00 PM

Saturday, April 17, 2004

i have a picture somewhere here. i know its here. its in hiding. the picture will die.
my html will crash. goodie.
umm well. am hopeless in it anyway...
so yeah. wadever. ^^

Posted by norbert at 4/17/2004 01:07:00 AM

Saturday, April 10, 2004

Listening to- god must hate me/this love
feeling- weird
wanting to- play warcraft or diablo and never study again!!!
hoping that- mom wont wake up
talking to- nicola

WHHYYY IIISSSSS HIIIISS HEEEADD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG!?!!?!??!?!!
~GIR, invader zim, door to door, on Dib's head

now how do you put piccies in your poosst?

wadever.

i am soo bored. i dun wanna study. i wanna do the scenes i have no inspiration. am currently doing on the alpha camp but its not funny. to me. well i dunnoee... you pple are weird. my funny is your not funny. my not funny MAYBE your funny. -shrug-

so who still wants the scenes?

this love has taken its toll on me she said goodbye too many times before and her heart is breaking in front of me and i have no choice cos i wont say goodbye annymoreee....

....................................

just got this weird call from my dad.
'hello?'<---dad
'yeah?'<---me
'wad are you doing?'
'nothing. why?'
'oh errmmm uhhhh you sound very soft leh.'
'oh. okay um so?'
'uhhhh ummmmm ...... okay nevermind. byebye.'

...........................
huh. another one. my dad needs to check his sound system of his phone.
yay now playing i miss you by blink. i can hear that song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and never get sick of it!!!
:D

^^

im bored.
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored.
hmm. okay just for fun lemme blog thursday. anyway gerard also asked me to blog thursday cos he's in it.....
:P

went to school. was annoyed. sulk.
umm after schoool was nothing. hahha nicola asked me to stay back with her. and we spent a couple of insane half an hours screaming around the skool. :D
after that went to gerard's house. ah HA!
peeked thru his book in the room after ringing about....ohhh 4 times? thanks gerard. growl.
he was playing his.. PIANO!! :D
PIANO PIANO PIANO PIANO PIANO!!!!
the lotr book was naish. whee legolas got a whole chapter to himself that evil scum.

.............................
my dad WAS checking his sound system. cor! :D
so umm after that he went online. umm chua! yes that's his name.. chua. :D talked to him. hahah i put wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and pressed enter. he told chua to ignore me. hahahhahaaha

ummm he put this sad story link. which i have forgotten. no its somewhere in the recesses of... THE COMPUTER! :D

i like 'story of a girl' ^^

and umm.. notice to all hph users with me hph number.
my mom consfiscated it! :D
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
so umm err... any umm. smses sent or calls called will not be entertained. ^^
yay! :D

and im hooked on zim. yes i am, precious. zim is MINE!! :D
okay ive got the episodes...
attack of the saucer morons~ 'The pig form perhaps represents mankind's pig-like affinity... for... exploration. '

the wettening~ 'Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell! On Monday we settle this like children. '

career day~ 'The lesson here is that dreams inevitably lead to hideous implosions.'

battle-dib~ 'All losers leave the arena. Now.'

plague of babies~ 'Hi baby!'

bloaty's pizza hog~
Zim: Your pitiful rescue attempt is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking, humans.
Gaz: Doesn't this station have escape pods?
Zim: Of course, they're right over there.
Zim points. Gaz starts to push Dib towards where Zim pointed.
Zim: Stupid, stupid... Hmmm?

bolognius maximus~ 'You jerk.'

game slave 2~ 'The rightful order has been restored.'

door to door~ 'Why is his head so big!?! Why's his head so big!?!'

FBI warning of doom~
FBI WARNING
WARNING OF DOOM! Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures in any medium (Title 17, United States Code, Section 501 and 500). The Federal Bureau of investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased piggy while singing folk tunes. They're forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!!
Show 11B
PRINTED IN USA Zimpact Inc. All Rights Reserved

yeah that's about it. i feel very sad. i missed the episodes a room with a moose, hamstergeddon, invasion of the idiot dog brain, bad bad rubber piggy, planet jackers and the rise of the zitboy.
ALL THESE EPISODES WERE THE MOST FUNNIEST!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

especially... invasion of the idiot dog brain and and and... bad bad rubber piggy........................................................................
-goes off to cry-

Posted by norbert at 4/10/2004 03:30:00 PM

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

boing boing boing. sorry.

Posted by norbert at 4/06/2004 11:38:00 PM

Sunday, April 04, 2004

90179481 <--- shu mei's hph no... whee.

right. elizabeth has done a nice post about the alpha camp. day by day. time i should do one too. ^^

1/4
assembled at the carpark in school. hated trackpants. gave up radio to vanitha for safekeeping as no way my evil younger sister was going to get her hands on it. luffy's in my school bag which i know she wont open on pain of death as there isnt much in there that she'll like annnyy wayyyy...
everyone else surrendered their sweets... hahaa they really brought loads of them. we then left the school. and we got jason and the...wad's her name... foreignish looking gal.. yeah we andrew was sitting with peter i think yeah... peter was made up of our entire class. the other half was in andrew. and paul was made up entirely of 3a2 and the other half was in andrew. hahahhahaha
right at the back they were singing lame songs and etc
we finally reached the camp site like so bloody late... hahah i was annoying cho yee and ruth in front of me.... -grin-

reached the camp, we got.. .wei quan as our instructor. red hair, orange glasses. obsessed iwth his hair,crazy cheers which rock and ummm... himself. hahahha supy called him slacker guy as he really did looked like a slacker.
he told us about himself...well a bit when we got to our huts... number 4.

then we had the first camp adventure jungle survival!! we cooked maggie noodles. never touched them. only ate an egg. which supy cooked. hahah.
after that we walked to umm...some tiny river thingamjig. bloody far off. we walked down some stony road then turned off at this lil grassy bit and then started walking a bit more... 34#%&##@%!$# that bloody stupid car driving around the stony road.... with that irritating woman with that annoyingly curious look on her face!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
shoot her shoot her shoot heerrr......

pple were squealing about the grass... etc etc a bit lame lehx.. fine they scratch. fine there's pot holes everywhere but that doesnt mean you have to go... 'eewww that looked like a snake aaaaaaaaahhh!!!'

then we reached the river thing. quite small... looked awfully muddy etc
we were supposed to get over it.
okay.
as the river ran thru like some pipes... mike climbed over the pipes and then went into the water the other side and helped us secure the rope while we were devising our plan under ben's very annoyingly watchful -cough cough- eyes.
we decided to like get someone to pull a rope over and then tie it to an anchorpoint on the other side then the pple can get across it.
we got wei quan to go first cos one he's the man -cackle- two he siad he'd do everything with us and three he's an instructor. so there!
he went in, told someone to hold his glasses... acted a bit stupid in the water 'oi now wad to do ah?' and then he acted sriously and helped the weaker swimmers over.bit of squealing etc...

here is where i got awfully stupid.
lessee i had my period. it was the... 3rd day. very heavy. vanitha said it wasnt necessary for pple with their periods to do the mud thing. but silly me went on doing it and my pad felt like soggy tissue.
it was very nice larh in the water.
we dunked our heads in the water... found that plants roots werent that... tough after all and we saw the resident snail.
GARRRYY!!! :D:D:D
we had to swim back over get out and go back to camp for lunch. like wtf. we got in, got dirty and have to go for lunch? wad's more pad was squishy and soaky and baaaaaaaaah. dint feel like eating lunch at all. feet also felt rebellious and wanted blisters. bah.

ate lunch then had canoeing. sky was threatening to rain. and gues swad? it did!! hated evil doomist rafts of bloody doom. they refused to budge. bah. and my back hurt. -sulk- we canoed for a while, had fun, then it rained. wasnt that heavy.. then rained agin. bah. went up, put back everything, rain stopped. mike wanted to go in again. or was it ben? i think mike and ben accompanied us with every thing we went...
hah they wanted to go in again. our looks of disgust stopped them. :P

the rain then started again. had bit of time to just shower only using water thanks to wei quan who left us alone to handle disciplinary matters we then did our cheers... blah blah blah...
after canoeing was... umm...rock climbing. dint climb at all. stupid time. supy dint make it to the top. her hands gave way. then some other pple came after her they made it. hahahha yay.
christina from barnabas....sigh. she was like argh argh argh cant climb no more... and then qei quan who was holding her up...bah you read this already. skip.

was dinner then ahahahah we ate dinner oh. i know we served dinner on one day. just cant remember when... bah. ill ask around...

after dinner we had campfire prep. heh instructor was talking about his zee monster... when he goes to sleep and doesnt bother about us anymore. pity pity.

we then had the night challenge. its like okay... not that scary just walk around with the instructor at the front and telling athalia that lame story about a man with two wives... nick should know this. she hated it. hahahah
walked to some off side corner sat around for a bit and then went back on our own. going back was the same just that we went to the wrong side had to turn back and went aback to the same place played cpatin on the deck with faiz i think... and then we started off. met peter along the way. poked ah liew but her defences were too good... met two other teams along the way as well.

i like my reflection on this. hee hee
'...and the deathly silence of everything... pple dogs... well everyone seemed to know how to keep quiet. blame the stupid crickets.'

walked back then had supper and bit of time to do reflection. wei quan left us alone for a while. bathed somewhere in this junction. scribbled on diary. missed the bed. sleeping in a sleeping bag on a floor is not good for my back. ow.
missed umm... gerard. hahah. st john was asking me to ask him for trackpants. besides even if i did wanted to ask him. bit too late for that right?
we then fell asleep. yaaaaaaaaaay :D

hahah introduced to wei quan's 'asi loko' ganster cheer today. somewhere int eh afternoon. it rained before we had the chance to rock climb. he played with his hair. alot. jumping into the water he went 'my hair messy or not?'
after coming out he was cursing as he had used gatsby gel. siiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhh..... -.-''

Posted by norbert at 4/04/2004 12:11:00 AM

Saturday, April 03, 2004

CHEERS AND SONGS….WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mm nm goes a little green frog one day
Mm nm goes a little green frog
Mm nm goes a little green frog one day and they all go mm nm aaahhh

And all the frogs go sha-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la
And all the frogs go sha-la-la-la-la
And they all go mm nm ahhh

Hakka Dance
Ka mate ka mate
Ka ora ka ora
(x2)
teneti tangata puhuru huru
ka mate ka mate
bleaah blleaah
ka mate ka mate
blleaah bllleahh
blleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hurh!

Oh when Andrew, oh when Andrew, oh when Andrew comes marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when Andrew comes marching in
(x2)

~Spongebob Squarepants~
Oh, who lives in the hut called number 4? (Andrew, Andrew)
Who has an instructor, cute (this is liable to change to vain…anytime) to the core? (Andrew Andrew)
Who wins the races forevermore? (Andrew Andrew)
Who’s the best in Singapore? (Andrew Andrew)
Andrew power
Andrew fight on
Andrew Warriors!!
Sheryl: Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te!

yi er san si (x3)
you si de guo dong
bu yi yang de guo doing xi de dong xi de dong
xi de guo dong(x3)
you xi de guo dong
Andrew, xi de guo dong
Ni xi guo le ma?

W00t
Alpha Camp rocks!! It rulless!! It rocks!!!! Hahaahhahahahaah wheeee!!!
It comes to a very close second compared to the English trip.
And oh yeah.

ANDREW WON WE WON WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!

Haha there's been loads of contraversy (Wadever) on the Spongebob song as Thomas had the same song as well. Each side accuses the other side of copying each other.

Bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi biiii
One more time!
Bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi bi biiiii

Wei Quan rocks!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!
Hahahahahaha…….
Really sporty guy. Ha ha. We made him go into the mud first cause he said he’d do everything in the camp with us so…yeah. Haha he’s obsessed with his hair, his sunglasses and his…hair. Yeah.

Suspected to be Sharon Ng’s…cousin brother whatever. He cleared this up on the last night.
‘Oi people! Let me tell you again: I am not related to Miss Sharon Ng in any way!’

Presbyterian High… um 18…doesn’t look 18… first time working in Outdoor Consultants.. ‘Mike Mike Mike Mike!’ or ‘Pass the mike to Mike!’
Umm…spastic. Yeah. He’s spastic. Hahahhah...

He held Christina up on the rock climbing crap ever since he gave up half way hahaha it was really hilarious…
Half her group was like asking him to let her down as he was the belayer and he tolded them ‘Crazy arh? I’ve been holding and pulling her up since when and you want me to let her down when she’s so close to the top?!!?’
Speaks Broken England. Hosipital. Ossifer. Parcipitate.
Thinks a lot about himself all the time.

Posted by norbert at 4/03/2004 09:31:00 PM