Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Post Rating: Hyperactive, Radioactive, Tested and Proven Insanity-Positive
-oh dear-
Listening: -flips thru music files- Another Postcard by Barenaked Ladies
ah am going ta ENGLAND!!!
JOY TO THE WORLLLDD!!
yay.
so basically today is....CNY EVE!!! YAAAAYYYYYYY four days of no school, money, games, relatives and ba kwa!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ah am thirsty.
cos one would be thirsty after walking thru the stupidly hot sun at about 3pm today, walking home from the aljunied library after returning one's books for fear of being overdue and Getting Seriously Screwed by the One-and-only Human Called Missus Ohgawd Mad.
otherwise known as MOM.
or ministry of manpower in singapore.
ps this mad is not mad mad its mad angry angry being you're dead screwed woman!
yeah. so after all the performance, our class dint win the competition! -sobz-, we went back to class took our attendance and then those that paid for the england trip were called to the hall.
hahahhaha yerrssh!! im going to england!!
hahahahahaha nicola suggested writing on a piece of paper: im in england and you're not!! when the lady filmed us. whee. this is bringing the boundaries of spkc to new horizons! we're moving to england!! hat hat hat.
heh so then she briefed us abit nic and i are gonna be in the same rooms. hee hee. hahah we can stay up alll night and no one will argue!! ahahah well, mabbe our neighbours. oops. haha
so then after the meeting she and i were going to burger king and heartland to do the spoof. but this was bloody 11am thank you very much. not much pple feel hungry and bloody 11am. so called gerard told him we weren't going to toa payoh library anymore and we were going to heartland to do the spoof. ahhha
so jingyi, christine, ziwei and yixian..i think...dragged us off to j8 heh heh.
took the bus, talked about blowing up the bishan mrt depot using atomic bombs. nic wanted to see the mushroom cloud we were thinking about teh consequences. we decided on blowing it up to only where the stupid looking guard house was. hahah everything in that radius is dead. wheee.
so got to j8 went to change, well nic did only i couldnt be botheed to...haha and then i dragged her off to mph. whee.
you know at mph there this book for suicide bunnies? hahah its orange in colour -orange is a happy colour!- with the picture of a bunny in a toaster. hahah
its very funny all comics and there was this one which left us all in hysterics. okay you see this bunny wanted to commit suicide so he got to this hardware store and got a wooden board, a bowling ball this bowl with holes in it nad astep ladder. he made all into a see saw kinda thing with the bowling ball at the other end and the holey bowl in the end he was going to jump into. he got onto the stepladder, jumped down the bowling ball went up but dint land where it was supposed to so the bunny went back to the hardware store brought nails and a hammer and hammered two nails into the edge of the board that had the bowling ball. so after doing that he jumped into the bowl again and this time the bowling ball landed where it was supposed to.
the bunny got killed -duh- and his whole body got squashed into noodle like thingies!! hahahahahahhaahhaha
nic was laughing and laughing at that part. you need to see the picture i want the book. hahahaha nic said if i ever got the book i must lend her so that she can photocopy. hahahah
any one sadistic enuf to follow me to j8 will be treated to read the suicidal bunny book. who wants to come?
oh yeah the book costs like 19dollars and something hahhaha.
so after that, we wandered about a bit more. -how dare popular be closed!!!- and then we went back to heartland. whee.
i think im beginning to feel my legs again. -wince-
so we got the little wadchacallit advertising thing or wadever. -shrugs- went off to burger king and took the spicy burger thingy meal wadever. the nice lady gave me onion rings. whee.
you know there were tons and tons of jc pple in burger king... hahahah saw tania :D she dint recognise me...-sobz- hahahha and jeanie's sister. whee.
i think. wadever.
so then we brought our stuff and let the fun begin :D
morpheus was going to be the onion rings. nicola has decided to call the plural of morpheus 'morphei' copyright to nicola wong 2004 and so on and so forth.
we got the Great War of the Morphei and the Neos. hahahaha neos are the french fries. im sooorryyy for all the avid readers of our spoofs...we couldnt be bothered to remember all the things in the matrix trilogy....i dint even watch like 2/3 out of the entire thing. so there.
and then...nicola discovered the fun about ripping. she became nic the ripper. she rips tomato ketchup thingies. hahahha really fun. she ripped 3 outta 4 packets. wheee. on the last packet, there was this loud sound 'splot' when the tomato ketchup landed on the tray. hahahhahahahaha wheee...
the matrix became the matray.
it was tomatoey and splotchy and gooey and icky and bloody and crumby and neoy and morpheusly and FUN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
so after that, we finally cleared up, no the man did i swear he was dead happy when he got the tray away from us cos i think he saw us rip the last packet and the explosion was FUN.
hee hee nic and i are trying to work to the stage where we are kinda like foul ole ron of the discworld series, where his smell has a personality and spreads out first a couple of minutes before he arrives to make itself comfortable. we're trying to get an aura of evil. so that we can just sit there and pple will feel uneasy and cover their ears even when we're not making a sound.
that's kinda like trying to break the sound barrier. hahahahha
so went back to the library, returned my books and then came home to a sleeping family. whee. yay. hahahhahahaha so here i am blogging for all to see. and currently no one's online. awwww.
lets see how many songs did i get thru...
another postcard
i cant read you
something about you
never gonna leave your side
friday
another day and now
semi charmed life.
whee and im done posting. everyone congratulate me. wheee. :D
Posted by norbert at 1/21/2004 03:33:00 PM