Sunday, January 25, 2004

Post Rating: Death to all Sane People

Ook.
Ooka-ook ook oooook ook.

right. gong xi fa cai etc etc etc etc and so on and so forth, wadever. good. now that that's over and done with....
i am wearing hello kitty pyjamas. this is certified by certified officially official profesionally profound professors that it is radioactive and SHOULD NOT BE WORN AT ALL TIMES.
oops. i wear them to sleep in. heh heh.

but who cares.

so the last two days have been horrid totally disgusting absolutely horrible days whee. the days where one goes out to slave in bright new clothing and totally ignoring the fact that wearing bright new clothing in a bright city with bright bright bright lights is totally taboo.

i think i might have blinded two pple.

and children are forced to know for once wad it is like to be in the working society and to earn money in a disgustingly diabloical way where one is forced to recite at least 4 of the cheng yu -SHUT UP ALL HIGHER MOTHER TONGUE PPLE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE- to an aunt in order to get an ang bao. and it is made worst when the aunt forgets that you actually exist and go 'eh?' when you politely ask for one ang bao. after repeating all four phrases for good luck and etc.

i feel ill-treated. and gerard yes i will sue you if mr wombat dies of shock.

so ive been spending the last days totally ignoring my hmk, laughing and dispicably getting ang baos and politely mentioning that fact that ooh that's very interesting the way you got the mountain book- im sorry bike and yes your books are very interesting but i have no interest in them no i dont wanna borrow them and YES you WILL get your warcraft in 6 days, DONT WORRY. and oh yeah, i dint bring amber. she's currently resting at home. she's still in shock.

and oh yeah acsi guys are horrid. whee.

and then my dad had this brilliant idea to put the vid cam somewhere high up. daphne being the like...mouth, loudspeaker, talkalot of our family and basically standing in about 1/3 of the picture, dancing.

aunt: daphne go away you're spoiling the picture.

daphne dear then gets this brilliant diea that hey im gonna smile at the camera. at this instant, she climbs up, grins for less than a second when the camera falls.
a sharp squeal ensues.
the camera was rescued, the tape was replayed, the tape was laughed at.

yy-kins has got it into his head that smooch is a photogenic dog.

mun mun is suffering from warcraft deprivation. aunt says he will cry. oh dear. mun mun dearie, you are primary six. zhen zhen has a fetish with thighs. esp those that squeal when bonked on. namely mine.

'eek ooh argh'

then mun mun comes over and jams his elbow into my knee. i am one very bullied cousin. HOW DARE FELICIA FORGET THE EVANESCENCE CD!! HOW DARE SHE!!
okay. wadever.

hat hat hat.

so actually in the morning, had gone to pray our dearly departed grandmother.
and then that was when my dad FINALLY noticed: nellyn wad's that white patch over there at your hair?
me -sweet voice-: ooh is it that obvious?
dad: yes.
me: THEN WHY YOU NOW THEN NOTICE!

and then everyone suddenly noticed my hair. sigh....

anyway i have basically done wad a good daughter is supposed to do and has gone thru the chinese tradition, never sulked about it and has done all the wheeing one can do. ha ha.

anyway happy chinese new year to all them readers out there.

im taking a break. no wait axe that, i NEED one.

Posted by norbert at 1/25/2004 12:57:00 AM