Sunday, December 28, 2003
my com ish a naughty com... arent you?
okay wadever.
end of the world
transcript
Hokay, so here’s the Earth. It’s chilling, damn, that is a sweet thing you might say…Brown! Alright we have the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding…
We’re definitely going to blow ourselves up. Hokay so basically we’ve got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and us. Good news: We’ve got about 26 hundred more than anybody else. Whatever. Anyway, one day we decide that, suppose the Chinese son of the bitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it’s on its way, China’s like ‘Shit, shit who the fuck is shooting us?’ ‘Oh well, fire missiles!’ And France is like ‘ Shit guys, because the missiles are coming! Fire our shit!’ ‘But I am le tired!’ ‘Well, have a nap then fire ze missiles!’ Meanwhile Australia is down there like ‘WTF mate?’ India, Israel and Pakistan launch their ships so now we’ve got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia’s like ‘Ah Motherland!’ then England’s like ‘About that time, ay chaps?’ ‘Brother?’
So now the US is like ‘Fuck, we’re dumb asses’ and Canada’s like ‘What’s going on, eh?’ Australia’s still like ‘WTF?’ Mars is laughing at us; some huge meteor’s like ‘Well, fuck that.’
So now we’ve got nuclear winter. Everyone’s dead except Australia and they’re still like ‘WTF?’ But they’ll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos. But assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to work a California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
The End!
Posted by norbert at 12/28/2003 11:16:00 PM