Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Yes. A time for me to PMS on my blog. Wonderful.
Now, any self-respecting male will not read the next few sentences. But no one listens to me anyway, so whatever.

I hate my period. the rest have been blanko'ed off for decency. Actually, to me it's quite okay. but... i don't know... and you know what to do if you want to read it.
It comes at the weirdest times, which I can successfully (pronounced sex-cessfully by Ah Liew in a very amusing chapel session) recount. For example, twice when I was swimming, once when I was doing something stupid (Like squelching along with everyone else in the mud in March/April), during my Mid-Year Examination when I was doing Geography and now at NIGHT. Damn messy. Blood all over the place. You feel like you're sqeulching in a bathtime all the time and want to kill everyone off, especially those that don't get cramps.
I think my period likes me. A lot.

So anyway,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIA JIN!!!!
Okay you can’t see this. Never mind. I have fulfilled my desire to wish you A Happy Birthday. There. Perhaps I can dedicate you Arrogant Worm’s The Happy Birthday Song.
And Jian Jin, your birthday is exactly ONE WEEK before TOM FELTON’S BIRTHDAY!!!
Which is the day my sister has to return the Terry Pratchett book, Maskerade. This reminds me, Joscelyn pronounces his name as ‘Parry Hatchett’ or ‘Perry Tratchett’. I don’t know how she pronounces it the second time but I must rectify (sp?) this mistake immediately.
Until recently she called Malfoy as Molfay or something.
I think she needs better glasses.

And I have watched Anacondas: Hunt of the Blood Orchid.
Damn lame story.
Actually I would have called it, Reticulated Python: The Overrated Story.
I would like to point out the numerous errors the dear director has made on the Anaconda, Spencer’s species of origin. PS- Spencer is a stuffed snake on my bed. I LOVE him. ^_^
The ones we get at Ikea. The bigger ones. Not the garter snakes we get there now.
Anyway, I am digressing.
You know all the anaconda pictures I’ve seen, none of them look like the movie’s anacondas. I think they fashioned the ‘anacondas’ more after vipers and pythons and bits of other poooisonnooooous snakes as well.
One, anacondas are nice docile animals, who will usually retreat rather than get on top of a boat that’s happily chugging its way across the river and murder the innocent boat man.
Two, they are not what you call, flashy, fast and they don’t attack first unless you poke them in the eye or something. They are SLOW. They don’t jump out of bushes and eat the poor jumping –mad- man up.
Three, they are DAMNED cute. Not scary and evil looking. Spencer… Ayame!! :D
Four, they are semi-aquatic. They don’t hang around in trees and chew people. They hang around trees to hide from other big scary anacondas and some great predator of the wood.
Five, on land they can become tick-infested and they cannot move as quickly as they do in water. That means they can’t slither through an empty trunk, some sort of cave hole and still be able to hiss angrily at the critter instead of its ticks.
Six, biggest mistake, ever: Hello, Mr. Director Sir, your movie was set in Borneo! Anacondas live in the Amazonian River! ... Places…stuff. Ekcetra.
Okay… can’t copy from that site… but they say anacondas don’t eat people. They sense people, they glide away. ‘NEVER attacks humans, even from the water,’ I quote.
Right. Cured of my silliness mood. Haha. I actually SEARCHED for anacondas online. Man am I stupid/free/time-wasting/stupid.

Today was one of the worst Cramp days ever. Aargh argh argh argh and etc.

Currently, I can’t remember what I’m supposed to blog about.
Ah yes… advertising. We’re supposed to advertise on some mundane everyday item. Potato/ cucumber anyone?
I think my group’s doing the scissors. But secretly I want the humble water bottle.

And I have started on Douglas Adams! He is Lovely. Simply, lovely. He is like Terry Pratchett’s favourite uncle. I saw critics using the same word on them twice Satiric or something…what does it mean? Anybody know?
I feel quite sorry for Arthur Dent y’know. Poor kid/guy/loser. He doesn’t even ACT 30-plus. Haha~!
And what happened to Trillian! She died from that Beast from Traal of sorts or something right?
I like Marvin the Paranoid Android. And E the C!!!
Eddy the Computer. Hahaha he is nice!!!
And I want to go to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Heh heh.
Myst! Lend me!

Okay. END!!!

Posted by norbert at 9/15/2004 10:26:00 PM