Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Scene~ Alpha Camp
Okay, um sorry for the umm delay… yeah, so we all bundle up our nice happy bagginses to umm this camp at Jalan Bahtera. Yeah. Whole class going under a group. Teachers are sulking as they’re supposed to go too… to provide moral support.

Source: Oh bloody damn.

Legolas: I hate camps…

So we reach the campsite. Hahah I’ll be following Andrew’s timetable as I don’t really know what really happened on other people’s camp.

Camp chef (Mike, Mike, Mike!!): You’re late.

Source: Well I’m soooorrrrrryyy. Blame it on Legolas.

Legolas: Why is it always my fault?!?!

Source: No one likes you. So there.

Soooooooooo… who’s our instructor?

Okay never mind. Our school is lame; they rehired our teachers as instructors. But since our teachers are all already like so experienced at outdoor mechanisms that there’s not bloody point in actually really, making them go for any trial run.

Boromir and Will Turner are in charge of the Jungle Survival, much to pretty much everyone’s disgust. Legolas is our camp teacher. Tobey Maguire is the drag-along theme songer.

Jack Sparrow and Agent Smith are together for Canoeing and Neo and Aragorn are fit for Rock Climbing. For High Elements they drew up Magneto and Gimli and Abseiling they got Leo and Elrond.

And Zipline they got Phoebe and Gandalf (Cause this was where the most casualties were going to happen). Team Dynamics they got Piper and Captain Barbossa who hate each other to the core.

The Source shall be the teacher Overseer and Mike’s still Mike as usual. Nothing can get rid of Mike. He’s too… Mikey.

Legolas: I hate this stupid Outdoor Consultant crappy shirt.

Gimli: Hey, be grateful it actually fits you.

He is like 3 feet up only… the shirt is way too long for him. Elrond’s shirt is way too thin for him and he’s bulging out all over. Agent Smith totally refused to wear that but wore it in the end for fear of being Retrenched. He insisted on keeping the glasses though. Neo hated the shirt. He found it…annoyingly brownish grey.

End

Posted by norbert at 4/20/2004 10:21:00 PM