Sunday, December 28, 2003

wa ahhahah i have just been inspired by an elizabeth at fanfiction.net. i shall do a spoof.
listening to~black eyed peas, where is the love
talking to~gerard.

once upon a time a long long time ago, some idiot person -me- decided to do a very stupid and lame spoof of any blockbuster beeg movie that happened to be in the business right at the moment. currently the sorry movies appears to be lotr and ju on.
and that same person has just conspired against a coffee bean known as samwise gamgee.

and the same person has just signed out of msn. and has Failed To Receive a Song. but that isnt the point is it? the point is that the author is listening to some song known as 'keep on moving'. sho in accordance to the song, the author has to keep on moving and thus she shalt crash into the computer.
and so on and so forth.

-BUT IM NOT DOWN!!!-

-legolas dances in, authors gives him her hardest Glare Of Death-
legolas: Allrigghtee then, adios amigo.
-legolas dances back out.-
aragorn: legolas never spoke french.
gimli: its spanish stupid.
-author throws watch into the Flaming Pit of Doom, otherwise known as Mount Doom.-
author: AND THUS THE RING OF ..........uh...wadshisname again...
gollum: my precious.
author: its sayang behargqu, idiot.
gollum: go away. leave precious alone!!
aragorn: why cha throw your watch away anyway?
author: becos it was bloody faithful and annoying that's why.
random person....-the chart of frends appear and the annoying thing that goes ti titititititititititititi finally stops at........NICOLA WONG!!-:remember the falling mount doom of chilli sauce!!!
author: ah yes! trash of Tray-Earth.
nicola: and the TOMATO SPUD SOUND!
-sensible side of author barges in, takes a beeg remote control and presses the pause button-
sensi: sorry. author yesterday went out. until now havent posted yet. sho here's the funny bit of the outing yesterday.
siao side: GREEN IS AN EVIL COLOUR!!!SENSI!! PLAY GAMES LEHXX!!
-song switches to the doom song-
author: GIR!!! SING THE DOOM SONG!!!
gir: doom doom doomdoomdoomdoomdoom......................i forgot the words.....
zim: HELL ISH RELEASED ON EAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTHHHHHHH!!!
toshio's mom appears. michelle has a crush on toshio you know. she says he very cute. a white boy with beeg black guys and a voice like a cat and is practically half naked in the entire movie.....i cant see why not.
mom:KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!
everyone screams and runs away.
GODZILLA OF THE ANIMATED SERIES APPEARS!!! WA HAHAHAA HAHHAAHA!!!!!
godzilla: reee?
author: i wanna call him...ARDETH BAY!!
rick o' connell appears.
rick: tha's my frend you got there buster!!
author: SO?! I LIKE ARDETH BAY. HE'S MIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE!!!
rexxar and rokhan of warcraft lore appear also. they are arguing over a piece of fulscap paper.
rexxar: we're NOT SUPPOSED TO WRITE HERE!! IT SAYS: NOTHING IS TO BE WRITTEN IN THIS MARGIN!!!
rokhan: I DUN CARE!! I LIKE WRITING THERE YOU MON!!
author: MINE MINE MINE!!
legolas tra-la-las back in, dancing a sick version of the tango. -refer to the secret diaries please-
legolas: sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of pie..
aragorn: sixpence none the richer...A BAND!!
legolas: of?
aragorn: dunnoe.
legolas: AND SHADDUP WHEN IM SINGING~!!!!!
nicola the great girl, invented the art of throwing spit wads. she 'spat' it all over the booth that we were in. in burger king. and THEN!! AN ALL OUT WAR BEGAN!! with with with, the FELLOWSHIP being some wadchacallit... some sorta chicken cheese...uh...long pieces...fried.... look like fries...wadever. YES.

'and on with the story!!'
the author and nicola ate the fellowship up after mount doom collapsed on itself. the ring/prop got all bloody with tomato sauce and was eaten as well.

NEWSFLASH~ THE AUTHOR HAS BEEN OFF MSN FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES!! THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!!

author is signing in again. and she is now listening to michelle branch's all you wanted. the same song has been blasted before in author's father's car before. author's siblings and herself have sung it all out of tune to author's father.
he did not take it well.

and now. the author's insanity has been spent. the author has given up on sanity. will do hmk tml. legolas will die. no worries.

Posted by norbert at 12/28/2003 06:10:00 PM